drunk-texted CEO asking for a raise — 91% Cooked replied-all to 500 people: "lol imagine working here" — 88% Cooked called my boss by my ex's name in performance review — 79% Cooked liked ex's 2013 photo at 3am then unliked it — 63% Cooked told client deadline is flexible, missed it by 3 weeks — 74% Cooked sent resignation letter to wrong company, got a job offer back — 41% Cooked said "you too" when the waiter said enjoy your meal — 12% Cooked ghosted a recruiter — they're now my new manager — 85% Cooked drunk-texted CEO asking for a raise — 91% Cooked replied-all to 500 people: "lol imagine working here" — 88% Cooked called my boss by my ex's name in performance review — 79% Cooked liked ex's 2013 photo at 3am then unliked it — 63% Cooked told client deadline is flexible, missed it by 3 weeks — 74% Cooked sent resignation letter to wrong company, got a job offer back — 41% Cooked said "you too" when the waiter said enjoy your meal — 12% Cooked ghosted a recruiter — they're now my new manager — 85% Cooked